professionalvillageidiot: gnatwitharider: professionalvillageidiot: what if like they had a type of liquid eyeliner that you could apply like normal but when it comes to taking it off you could peel it off like a sticker insted of wiping it all over your face you are the future thank
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: its my birthday and the struggle is real my brother doesnt have a tumblr but his friends do and apparently they follow me because he just came into my room and smacked me upside the head for twerking on our dining room table
littlemixbutts: bodenniss: littlemixbutts: i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land well that escalated quickly paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you...
a-pariah: a-pariah: why is the female hero so often tomboyish why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates with my hair curler nvm found her
theweepyfox: geometricdeathtrap: So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work I want this on a shirt.
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
nikkioita: “Kore kara minna de mechakucha...
jaclcfrost: spike and dimitri are twins and i don’t know who they’re related to neither do we go on
lydiallama: has anyone ever thought about the fact that homura can basically teleport what if during class she’s just like
thisisnotchina: protip: if you think asia only consists of china, korea, and japan, you need to go back to elementary school geography this goes double for asians who say shit like “indians aren’t real asians”